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Tree at first site                 May: *sigh* Drew's cheating on me again with Dawn! BIG FAT UGLY DAWN!     Tree: I can help! May: what the hell?!? Tree: want to go on a date? May: sure! Tree: ok lets go! May: now? Tree: sure! May: ok! May and the tree start making out. Tracey: oh May you want to go... WHAT?!? May: Tracey what's wrong? Tracey: why are you dating a tree?!? May: Tracey can't you be happy for me? Tracey: But may… May: no buts get away you jerk! Tracey: but May I love you! May: WHAT?!? Tree: WHAT?!? Tracey: May don't you love me? May: um well… YES!!! Tracey: really? May: of course! Tracey and

Bea my valentine     It was valentines day and Oscar was going to ask Bea out. He had been trying for years but was too scared but this was going to be the year. Oscar: come on you can do this Beas house is only a few steps away! But suddenly a truck came speeding down the road and knocked down Oscar. Bea heard the crash from her room Bea: what's going on? Bea swam outside and saw Oscar lying on the road bleeding. Bea: Oscar what happened? No answer. Bea: Oscar please wake up! No answer. Bea: Oh my god he's dying. Bea dials 911. Bea: Hello operator its an emergency! Two weeks later. Bea was in the hospital s